TERE NAINA BADE DAGABAAZ RE:- how Patients ditch Students

Exam time for final year dental students brings back the eternal struggle to search for patients and get them approved.. Just overheard a conversation between a final year girl and boy...
The boy expressing the INTENSITY & DEPTH of his undying love for the girl said- " Maari friend ban ne -Tu kahe toh hoon tara maate Chand and Taara todine lai avoon" 
Girl says - " Eh bdhoo reva de ni.. Jo tu saacho maaro best friend hoy toh Ek mast Class II caries ane mast halto-dolto molar lai aay ni exam maate.."
Sample this conversation between a Final year student and a Patient whom he got approved with difficulty but who DITCHED him at the last moment (not an uncommon phenomenon)

STUDENT:-
Dagabaaz re haaye dagabaaz re
Mora patient bada dagabaaz re
Kal mila.. ha kal mila haaye
Kal mila ee humka bhool gaya aaj re
Haaye Dagabaaz re, haaye dagabaaz re
Kaahe khafa aise mujh Student se tu Patient
Kaahe na tu maane batiya haaye

PATIENT:-
Kaahe pada peechhe jaane de bairi
Main jaanu kya tori khatiya haaye

STUDENT:-
Treatment hum toka free karvaayi de
Muskura ke jo aavo toh rickshaw ka baadhaa devi de
Kal mila... ho kal mila haaye
Kal mila ee humka bhool gaya aaj re
Haaye dagabaaz re, haaye dagabaaz re
Mora patient bada dagabaaz re

PATIENT:-
Maska lagaao naa chhodo ji chhodo
Samjhte hai hum tori thaniya

STUDENT:-
Iss ada pe toh hum kurbaan gaye jee
Tohri naa naa mein hamri jaan gaye jee
Kal mila... ho kal mila haaye
Kal mila ee humka bhool gaya aaj re
Dagabaaz re, Dagabaaz re