BIG B ad on GUJARAT TOURISM- modified for our university DDIT

If BIG B would be doing the ad for D.D.I.T. instead of Gujarat Tourism.. This is what what he would say..:-
Student kyon itni mehnat karke Gujarat ke bahar jaate hain.
Yahan toh desh ke bahar se bhi kai student padne aate hain…
Student ko pass karne k liye teachers bahut mehnat karte hai..
Kabhi-kabhi kuch mark se fail hone pe GRACE mark bhi dete hai..
Woo hi grace jisne ne bahut se doobte student ko paar lagaya hai..
Yahan khusboo hai Formalin ki, Cadaver ki aur Monomer ki
Khushoo hai teachers aur students ke Mel-Milap aur dosti ki..
Kaunse College college mein milega tumhe itna sab ek saath mein
Apne jeevan ke kuch keemti saal toh guzaaro D.D.I.T. mein…

Senior ka journal dekhke uske padh-cheen par humhe chalna hai..
Canteen mein padaaye karna aur class mein sona aur khaana hai..
Classes kabhi-kabhi magar sports wk ko 100% attend karma hai..
Subah-Doophar laari pe aur Raat ko Premvati mein khaana hai..
Yahan khusboo hai Utsah ki, Utsav ki, Rangon ki, Kala ki..
Khusboo hai Kumkum ke dabeli ki, Saurashtra ke Ghantiye ki
Khusboo hai Karnavati ke vada-pao ki aur fresh juice ki..
Hai Om aur Shravan nasta house ki aur uske garam-garam chai ki..
Kaunse college ke paas milega tumhe itna sab ek saath mein..
Apne jeevan ke kuch keemti saal toh guzaaro D.D.I.T. mein..

Romacing the WHITE stone in AGRA.. The RED one in DELHI.. The Tigers & other wild life in Corbett and with my dear wife in Nainital.. Kuch din DDIT se door... ek aur Jannat mein..