JO TERA HAI WOH MERA.. says my dear son to me..

I, me, myself… boring hai..

Daddy aap hai toh sharing hai…

Jo MERA hai woh MERA hai
Jo TERA hai woh bhi MERA..

Mera POCKET terI MONEY ho
CAR tera merI HONEY ho..
Party meri BILL tera ho..
Dimaag tera mera DIL ho..

Jo MERA hai woh MERA hai
Jo TERA hai woh bhi MERA…

Fail hoon toh GENE kharab tera ho..
Pass hoon toh BRAIN tez mera ho..
Shopping mera CARD tera ho..

Recharge tera aur phone mera ho..

Tum se bane meri zindagi..
hey DAD! wassup!

Tere jaisa face magar mera LOOK.

Tera kiya homework aur mera BOOK .

Tera SUKH hai mera SUKH..
Mera DUKH hai tera DUKH…

Tere jese sab ka DAD ho..

Ladka chaahe jitna bhi BAD ho..

Jo MERA hai who MERA hai
Jo TERA hai woh bhi MERA…

STUDENTS UNOFFICIAL EXAM THEME SONG :-) based on World Cup theme song.

Jiyo students WAHE-WAHE..

Likhte jaho jo woh CHAAHE..he

Tehde-Mehde sawaal--Likho GHUMA-GHUMAAKE..

Aajoo-bhaajoo dekhke-Likho GHUMA-GHUMAAKE..

Nahi aaye toh kya hua-Likho GHUMA-GHUMAAKE..

Page pe page bharte jao-Likho GHUMA-GHUMAAKE..

Jiyo students WAHE-WAHE..

Likhte jao jo woh CHAAHE..

HAR EK TEACHER ZAROORI HOTA HAI..

A tribute to all the TEACHERS!!! 
Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek TEACHER zaruri hota hai.
Koi achaa work bhi REJECT KARVAAYE..
Koi baar baar assignment REPEAT DILAAYE..

Koi itna homework de ke PAANCH baje tak JAGAAE,
Koi subah DUS baje lecture dete-dete SULAAHE..
Ek teri HISTORY ko bakwaas BATAAYE,
Aur Ek tera TARGET har term BADHAAYE
Koi NATURE se GHOST,
koi DOST hota hai,
Par har ek TEACHER zaruri hota hai.

Ek ghadi ghadi QUESTION kare par kabhi kabhi LECTURE de
Ek kabhi kabhi QUESTION kare aur ghadi ghadi LECTURE de
Koi KNOWLEDGE ka ghoomta phirta SATELLITE,
Koi kuch na aaye phir bhi bataaye uska MIGHT;
Koi WELCOMED hai, koi FORCED hota hai
Par har ek TEACHER zaruri hota hai

Koi CRAZY TEACHER,
koi FRIENDLY TEACHER
MOODY TEACHER, koi GLOOMY TEACHER
Class incomplete karnewala TEACHER,
Koi OVERTIME padaane wala TEACHER..
Gin gin ka LECTURE sunke bheja Roast hota hai
Par har ek TEACHER zaroori hota hai....

Koi PASS na kare aur VIVA me RULAAYE..
Koi HINT aur GRACE de de ke aage BADAAYE..
Koi BEST FRIEND aur, koi ALOOF hota hai
Par har ek TEACHER Zaruri hota hai !!=))

TEACHERS VERSION OF KOLAVERI DI

A TEACHERS VERSION of this SOUP song...

Yo Students I am singing song
soup song
flop song
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Answer paper background white-uh white-uh
My eyes meet-uh meet-uh
Not a single answer in sight-uh sight-uh
Only couple of mcqs right-uh right-uh
How can I give you enough mark-uh mark-uh?
No Mark-uh Mark-uh, ur future Dark-uh Dark-uh

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Surgery Class-uh
Most of them have bunked en mass-uh
Students talking in Class-uh
They just want to Pass-uh
Ok kids now Topic change-uh
ready 1 2 3 4
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan

Taking long lectures is my lovvuh
Lovvuh-Lovvuh Oh my lovvuh
But cow-uh cow-uh holy cow-uh
Students very sleepy now-uh
God i m also tired now-uh
Students are happy how-uh

this song for Poor Tearchers-uh
we dont have choice-uh

why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

SONG DEDICATED TO MY SON WHEN HE ENTERS COLLEGE

A SONG dedicated to my SON when he enters COLLEGE life..
Aye dil hai mushkil, jeena yahaan
jara hat ke jara bach ke, yeh hai COLLEGE meri jaan
ae dil hai mushkil - - -

Kabhi sessional, kabhi final, kabhi patient ke liye race
kabhi journal, kabhi log book kabhi milta nahin solace
Aaraam ke liye nahi kabhi time yahan
jara hat ke jara bach ke, yeh hai COLLEGE meri jaan
ae dil hai mushkil - - -

Chahe ho Prostho ya ho Perio ya ho koi bhi TERM…
Friday ko Raj Hans jaana hai yahaa ka NIYAM
Kabhi BB, Kabhi Havmor, Kabhi canal pe koi place
Bunk maar ke jaane ke kai jagah yahaan
jara hat ke jara bach ke, yeh hai COLLEGE meri jaan
ae dil hai mushkil - - -

Last benchers ko aawara, yahan kahate students hans hans
Kyon ki teachers joi padaaye is none of their business
Bura inko hai kahata, aisa bhola to na ban
jo hai karta woh hai bharta, hai yahan ka yeh chalan
jara hat ke jara bach ke, yeh hai COLLEGE meri jaan
ae dil hai mushkil - - -

Saath milke,notes share karke,study karte yaahan SAB..
Result aata hai JAB-JAB… Sirf jaanta hai RAB..
Kyon Kisiko milta hai distinction .. Kisiko REM yaahan..
Lagta hai Friendship ke naam pe khele jaate hai GAME yahaan..
jara hat ke jara bach ke, yeh hai COLLEGE meri jaan
ae dil hai mushkil - - -

TERE NAINA BADE DAGABAAZ RE:- how Patients ditch Students

Exam time for final year dental students brings back the eternal struggle to search for patients and get them approved.. Just overheard a conversation between a final year girl and boy...
The boy expressing the INTENSITY & DEPTH of his undying love for the girl said- " Maari friend ban ne -Tu kahe toh hoon tara maate Chand and Taara todine lai avoon" 
Girl says - " Eh bdhoo reva de ni.. Jo tu saacho maaro best friend hoy toh Ek mast Class II caries ane mast halto-dolto molar lai aay ni exam maate.."
Sample this conversation between a Final year student and a Patient whom he got approved with difficulty but who DITCHED him at the last moment (not an uncommon phenomenon)

STUDENT:-
Dagabaaz re haaye dagabaaz re
Mora patient bada dagabaaz re
Kal mila.. ha kal mila haaye
Kal mila ee humka bhool gaya aaj re
Haaye Dagabaaz re, haaye dagabaaz re
Kaahe khafa aise mujh Student se tu Patient
Kaahe na tu maane batiya haaye

PATIENT:-
Kaahe pada peechhe jaane de bairi
Main jaanu kya tori khatiya haaye

STUDENT:-
Treatment hum toka free karvaayi de
Muskura ke jo aavo toh rickshaw ka baadhaa devi de
Kal mila... ho kal mila haaye
Kal mila ee humka bhool gaya aaj re
Haaye dagabaaz re, haaye dagabaaz re
Mora patient bada dagabaaz re

PATIENT:-
Maska lagaao naa chhodo ji chhodo
Samjhte hai hum tori thaniya

STUDENT:-
Iss ada pe toh hum kurbaan gaye jee
Tohri naa naa mein hamri jaan gaye jee
Kal mila... ho kal mila haaye
Kal mila ee humka bhool gaya aaj re
Dagabaaz re, Dagabaaz re

BIG B ad on GUJARAT TOURISM- modified for our university DDIT

If BIG B would be doing the ad for D.D.I.T. instead of Gujarat Tourism.. This is what what he would say..:-
Student kyon itni mehnat karke Gujarat ke bahar jaate hain.
Yahan toh desh ke bahar se bhi kai student padne aate hain…
Student ko pass karne k liye teachers bahut mehnat karte hai..
Kabhi-kabhi kuch mark se fail hone pe GRACE mark bhi dete hai..
Woo hi grace jisne ne bahut se doobte student ko paar lagaya hai..
Yahan khusboo hai Formalin ki, Cadaver ki aur Monomer ki
Khushoo hai teachers aur students ke Mel-Milap aur dosti ki..
Kaunse College college mein milega tumhe itna sab ek saath mein
Apne jeevan ke kuch keemti saal toh guzaaro D.D.I.T. mein…

Senior ka journal dekhke uske padh-cheen par humhe chalna hai..
Canteen mein padaaye karna aur class mein sona aur khaana hai..
Classes kabhi-kabhi magar sports wk ko 100% attend karma hai..
Subah-Doophar laari pe aur Raat ko Premvati mein khaana hai..
Yahan khusboo hai Utsah ki, Utsav ki, Rangon ki, Kala ki..
Khusboo hai Kumkum ke dabeli ki, Saurashtra ke Ghantiye ki
Khusboo hai Karnavati ke vada-pao ki aur fresh juice ki..
Hai Om aur Shravan nasta house ki aur uske garam-garam chai ki..
Kaunse college ke paas milega tumhe itna sab ek saath mein..
Apne jeevan ke kuch keemti saal toh guzaaro D.D.I.T. mein..

Romacing the WHITE stone in AGRA.. The RED one in DELHI.. The Tigers & other wild life in Corbett and with my dear wife in Nainital.. Kuch din DDIT se door... ek aur Jannat mein..

SONG FROM BOL BACCHAN .. BOL BACHE BOL KUCH TOH BOL

This song from BOL BACHAN modified as a conversation between a student & his sir as the exam season approaches BOL BACHE BOL.. EXAM MEIN KUCH TOH BOL..
STUDENT:-
Chalao na question ke baan re
Grace de dona daan re
Grace de dona daan re
Kahin nikal na jaaye 
Kahin nikal na jaaye
Humse aage humri jaan re..
Humse aage humri jaan re..
Chalao na question ke baan re
Grace de dona daan re
Grace de dona daan re
Shaamil na ho – Shaamil na ho
Humra REM dene walon mein
Humra REM dene walon mein
Chalao na question ke baan re
Grace de dona daan re

SIR:-
Diagnose na kare jo case he diya
Instrument bhi na identify kiya..
Aisa karna ta to kyon tune dentistry liya
Ab tujko na pass karenge hum
Fail ho jaoge tum ram kasam..

Answer tere bade naram-garam
Haay re mere phoote karam
Toot gaya mera jhoota bharam
External ke saamne mujhe aye sharam..

STUDENT:-
Sharmo haya ki chodo fikar
Dentistry chaar saal ka hai safar
Har saal kiya humne SIR-SIR..
Thoda sa grace dekhe humhe pass kar..
Bahut hua ab humhe jaana hai ghar

Kahin nikal na jaaye
Kahin nikal na jaaye
Humse aage humri jaan re..
Humse aage humri jaan re..
Chalao na question ke baan re
Grace de dona daan re
Jaan de dona daan re
Shaamil na ho – Shaamil na ho
Humra REM dene walon mein
Humra REM dene walon mein
Chalao na question ke baan re
Grace de dona na daan re

CONVERSATION BETWEEN NARENDRA MODI & ADVANI

CONVERSATION BETWEEN NARENDRA MODI & ADVANI:-
ADVANI- 
Tere liye hi toh post-vost chhod chhad ke
Party se nikla mein dilli waale dream Ko goli maar ke

MODI
O tera resign karna mujhe fraud lage
Tu toh mere post ke peeche by God lage
Yeh umar mein bhi tera greed mujhe height lage
Mujhe future mera tere bina bright lage

ADVANI:-
O what a look, what a grace
Tenu hi karan har BJP worker chase
What a naksh what a nain
Pura INDIA tera ho gaya fan
What a smile, what a style...
Kabhi soft, kabhi rude kinna tera attitude
PARTY waalon ko bhi bye-shye bol baal ke
Aaya dilliwali dream ko chhod chhad ke
Tere liye hi toh post-vost chhod chhad ke
Party se nikla mein dilli waale dream Ko goli maar ke

MODI:-
Teri ghar mein bhi aana sab ne start kar diya
Ik tere naam apna heart kar diya
Dene laga hai tu PAGAL jaise decision ka jhatkaa
Ab toh BHUDHE tu SATYAA gaya hai PAKKA..

ADVANI:-
Aaj abhi maine tera boycott kar diya
Teri saari harqatein main toh note karu
Tujhe PARTY mein le jaake main report karu oye

MODI:-
Tu na kar aise fight
Tera mood main karu light
Tujhe KHVAAB mein dikha ke P.M. ke
Naam tera hi likhaya maine poster pe

ADVANI:-
Chal jhutta..
Gujarat waale voters ko bhi bye-shye bol baal ke
Mere P.M. ke sapne ko tod taad ke
Meri dilliwaali meri khursi ko chhod-chhad ke
Party se nikla mein dilli waale dream Ko goli maar ke

Tu mera chela main dekhoon badtameez ho gaya
Bina baat ke hi main na cheez ho gaya
Tere liye hi toh post-vost chhod chhad ke
Party se nikla mein dilli waale dream Ko goli maar ke